Name:

Joshua Bourquin

No. What’s your Real Name:

GalileoAce

Age

Wouldn’t it be easier to put in Date Of Birth? That way I won’t have to update this page every-year?

Fine! What’s your D.O.B.

I was born on June, so a nice month..for those who live in the Northern Hemisphere perhaps… Down here in Australia it tends to get cold around that time of year..Not that it bother’s me much…

You know, a simple date will do.

:: sigh :: Ruin all my fun… 27th June, 1983.

What’s you Marital Status:

Oh, I’m very much in love…So, I’m taken. Oh yeah…I’m also married.

Where do you Live: ( this is so the stalkers can find you )

Mandurah, a small town/city(?) A somewhere-in-between-town-and-city about 80km south of Perth, in Western Australia.

How tall…err short, are you?

Heh..Short… I don’t know the foot/inches (nor do I care, get with the times! Metric all the way!), so I’m around 165cm tall, or 1.63m…(either one…)

Duh…

Indeed.

What’s your facial features? Hair color, eye color, etc.

Uhh… There is a pic of me at the top of this profile thing…Though it’s not 100% current…

I see…

Indeed

Who are you? Teal’c?

Uh…no…

Anyways, moving on. What is you religion?

Under development…Confused…Agnostic…Stranger than Fiction… I don’t believe in God, as a being to be worshipped, whether she/he/it exists or not is kinda irrelevant to me (though I think any such being(s) from which the Bible stories are derived has to be inherently evil), I don’t believe such a being should be worshiped above our own minds.

Could you pin that down to a more mainstream religion?

Pfft..Hell no. Mainstream religions are a scourge upon the Earth. I don’t care if I offend those who follow such religions, you’re all a pack of brainless morons.

Way to solidify your fan base.

Well I’ll be popular with the Atheists at least…

Perhaps…

Can we continue?

Oh yes. So, any vices?

No, I don’t actually own much in the way of hardware tools.

You idiot…I meant as in the opposite of virtue, a moral weakness. Like alcohol drinking to excess.

In that case, no. Unless you count gaming..

Gaming? Like Gambling?

No, Electronic Gaming. IE: Video Games. Xbox360, Wii, Nintendo DS, PC, and so forth.

So gaming is an addiction?

Well no, not really. I enjoy my gaming. As my Xbox’s Blog would attest, I’m playing Xbox games at least once or twice a week.

Any other obsessions?

Several.. Most notably Star Trek as you would see by the staggering amount of Star Trek related images in my Directories. And Science Fiction in general, oh yeah Stargate and Farscape are up there.

What’s your most favorite, and then least favorite Star Trek series? Or just put them in preference order if you’d like.

Deep Space Nine is my personal favorite. Followed closely by Enterprise (not counting the majority of it’s first two seasons). The Next Generation and Voyager would be a tie. And I can’t honestly rate The Original Series because I haven’t seen enough of it.

What about the Movies?

My fav Trek film would be Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country, followed by First Contact. Then Wrath Of Khan, Voyage Home, Insurrection, Nemesis, The Search For Spock, Generations, The Motion Picture, and Final Frontier.

Do you have a job?

Not anymore.

You lazy shit- Wait, what?

I don’t have a job.

Oh! In that case you are a lazy shit!

Yep.

And you don’t have a problem with this?

I do…in a way.

‘In a way’?

Well I’m ‘comfortable’ in my rut… The government pension I get helps. But I do wish I could have a job..A good job that would keep me interested. I’m in a unique position to be picky with the kind of job I want to do.

So until you ‘decide’ you’re sponging off of the government?

I suppose so.

Isn’t that like stealing?

Not really…I’m Autistic. I was diagnosed with Asperger’s Syndrome when I was 12. That doesn’t mean I “got” it when I was 12, just means that’s when it was first “labelled”.

Could you supply information on Autism?

I will soon be adding pages and posts relating to Autism…

Couldn’t you just put some info here?

No, don’t be as lazy as I am.

How did you come up with the “GalileoAce” nickname anyways?

That’s a long story… Originally, I used the nick Ace for myself, which I didn’t think was terribly original (as it turns out I’ve not seen anyone use that nick online!).

I like to write stories, (and yes I might post some here) specifically Star Trek stories. One such story I was writing had a starship in it called USS Galileo, so I decided to switch from Ace to Galileo, as I thought that was cooler.

Fast forward a bit, I was getting my first email address. I enter all my details, and entered ‘Galileo’ as the username I wanted. But alas! Galileo was taken! I was rather annoyed, and frustrated. I had to think of a new username quickly…

I decided to merge Galileo with Ace, as I knew no one would even conceive of such of a name.

That is how GalileoAce was born.

Hmm…

Any other questions?

Not for the moment.

Oh.. Uh..Okay.